Hi there, I'll just sit here taking a dump while you wash your hands.
In other words, you better learn how to take a shit or we'll explain it to you, step by step.
In case the rain starts when you go to the toilet this umbrella will keep you dry.
Do you wash your hands before returning to work?
Guess everybody needed to steal this toilet paper.
Don't mess with Little Bill or you will regret it.
Once you sit on it, you will stick with it.