No no, I won't feed you. Why do you have to make it gross?!

Heeeey, how are you? Uhmmmm.... We are out of toilet paper, I don't know how this happened.

I'm sure you need to use the toilet but... try not to.

I'm really too lazy to do this... I guess he's not the only one.. probably.

Okay... welcome to the toilet, no more toilet paper for you... Let the game begin!

Interesting idea, emergency toilet paper. It seems like Twilight isn't that good.

Just Ronald from McDonalds... it's obvious that he's loving it.

Protecting the toilet since... well, for decades. Toilet Ninja, ha!

I bet this club is really awesome. I mean, look at that thing, it's really cool, useful for drunk people.

Come on, grab my hand, I'll pulll you out. COME ON, GET OUT!!!!!!