Some people just don't know the difference between work and free time. They tend to exaggerate.
Now that's what I call some privacy. Privacy level - infinite.
Having a toilet in the car, well... this isn't an RV, I think you got it all wrong. Try again, please.
I told you, I don't want to sit on the toilet, but you didn't listen to me!
Very well played. I bet you enjoy your work, or.... mmm... not!
He wanted a little modification, a new chair for his desk, so he got that new chair that he wanted.
Now that's another way of enjoying chess.
Well.. We have a winner over here, employee of the month is right over here, people!