The toilet is really near, well... umm... 30 mins of running and you'll get there.
Some people just don't know the difference between work and free time. They tend to exaggerate.
Now that's what I call some privacy. Privacy level - infinite.
Having a toilet in the car, well... this isn't an RV, I think you got it all wrong. Try again, please.
I told you, I don't want to sit on the toilet, but you didn't listen to me!
Very well played. I bet you enjoy your work, or.... mmm... not!
He wanted a little modification, a new chair for his desk, so he got that new chair that he wanted.
Now that's another way of enjoying chess.