Sorry to bother you, do you know by any chance where is the nearest train station? I got to get there as soon as possible.

No matter what you've forgotten, nobody could top the guy that ran off, leaving his wife at the gas station.

Apparently for some designers, baby changing involves pissing on someone's face.

You may not value your life, but we do value our petrol. Take care.

I did it again. Oh well, time for a quick smoke and then I'm off again.

We are sorry, but this particular flavor is all sold out!

We just bought ourselves more time. It's not even 1 pm yet.

That's a real cool way of decorating the city. I'd really like to see more of these.

Why do we start working when we get to that station. It should really be the other way around.

BP should try to follow their own advice and take responsibility over their oil spills.