This market still tries various tricks to make vegans get protein.

If you wanted a little extra salt in your salads you came to the right place.

We have these nice little cucumber cookies. Healthy and obviously extremely tasty. Try one out!

So what would you like in your salad? Clearly nothing vegetarian, that's for sure.

Ordered a Caesar salad as takeaway. Got exactly this. Not even mad.

Or you could get some steak, some fries and some mayo in that salad of yours. That would surely improve things.

Not sure you would be the most irresistible women by wearing this but surely you can try it out.

We used to have salads here, but people prefer to buy more candy instead.

Next time just play along and order a steak with veggies. You'll probably get more of a "salad" than this.

The recipe for the greatest salad you have ever eaten in your entire life is this one right here. And we have got all the required ingredients right inside our pizza restaurant.