Everybody has a special set of reasons for loving thei mum. This little kid certainly has got his priorities straight.
Now how am I supposed to use the toilet brush for this task? It would be quite uncomfortable to make this happen, too.
Not all toilet paper rolls were created equal. This breed right here is only ment for advanced users.
Why should you take such a big risk with your own brain? That must be dangerous.
No more wrapping paper available? There's nothing that a pen won't do to help you.
This toilet is definitely for tall people only. Or you know, got to stand up in order to reach out and wipe.
Do not consider this a love note, just a napkin. Go on, rub this paper on your mouth.
Do you like chicken strips? Then get yourself one! It's completely free.
You want a date? What hour will you be available?
That will surely prevent them from ever looking into someone else's paper. And also make them look silly in the process.