The perfect way to prevent toilet paper theft.
The moment of truth, when we eventually find out that paper does not beat rock.
A great tutorial for creating bolders, cabbages, brains and abstract sculptures out of simple paper.
An original scarf. Just don't leave it in the bathroom or someone might use it instead of the real thing.
Have a spare plastic chair? Why not make yourself a comfortable toilet seat right there in your garden?
From now on, it's not enough to just say you are sorry. You have to fill in one of these.