I hate you for neglecting the environment. This time you only get a broken light. Next time it will be some serious damage if you don't get yourself a tiny car.

At least she has a good explanation for changing pen colors while writing notes to daddy.

This is the greatest way to get rich fast. Just grab as many one dollar bills possible and convert them into 100s. Seems legit.

At least it's clearly labeled.

This is definitely an engineer. Everything is correct, but useless at the same time.

Do not consider this a love note, just a napkin. Go on, rub this paper on your mouth.

Some neighbors have been disturbed by her screams so they left a note.

This has got to be one of the cruelest insults you can get. Go on, go home and cry. At least you will park like an asshole at home.

A great favor has been requested today from Evan. Will he be able to honor it?

Fair enough. You never know what you will find out at the doctor's.