This isn't even remotely funny. Stop it, immediately.

Who would've thought there are two keys to happiness? Hah, indeed.

Literally, a hot chicken. Watch out, we have a bad chicken here.

Well... literally, that's a couch potato, a true couch potato.

They've got it literally, look, heavy metal!

Okay... No more Hope, no more Cash and no Jobs. Please, don't die!

It seems like the cat wants to go out. To a restaurant, eventually.

Arghhhh, I'm tired of this! You're both nuts!

I can't work today, I have a bug. No, really, I do have a bug.

That Gotye song... But you didn't have to... Oh, you did it.