What a nice surprise to have your cigar blow up as you try to light it up.

Just don't droll for icecream every time you turn on the lights.

A great reason why you should not hold your camera so low when taking a photo.

Look, it really protects you from the sun.

Only after people stood there for hours waiting for the green light did they decide to place a sign there.

If you don't have money to buy yourself a normal Christmass tree, just use your ladder and some lights.

Why bother paying for a new stop light when colored duct tape is all you need? It seems duct tape really is the answer to everything.