Hey kid, you look like a hotdog but I think you know that. Hmm... weird parenting.

Oh.... AUTCH! WHY DIDN'T I BOUGHT INSURANCE??? WHY, WHY, WHY?!

Hey, watch it! Slow down, kids texting are crossing the street. Beware!

I bet you want to do this right now, right? I must admit it, great idea, I wouldn't thought of it.

I'm really angry and sad... Dora's questions were hard today...

It's not you... it's me... Just please understand me baby... I have to focus..

Look, it's me every Monday! That's me! I can't believe it, hahah.

This kid ain't got no poker face. Too bad, too bad.

Hahahah, so you say... Gingers don't have a soul... No problem, I'll have yours in a moment!

NO more toilet pleeeeeaseeee. I don't want to hear the word toilet again or to see this place again. Get me out of hereeee!!! DAD!!!!!!!!