The new ceramic figure representing Sarah Jessica Parker has arrived at Target.

Can't wait to ride this baby. Childhood here I come!

I can't even hear the engine running, what kind of bike is this?

Whenever I show my teeth I end up looking like a horse.

There is a clear difference between white and black skeletons. And especially Sarah Jessica Parker.

I'm the greatest tattoo artist in the business.

I couldn't ride my poodle so I did what I could with this horse.

Don't ask and get me out of here!

You think this is funny? Get those stupid gloves off me now!

Studies show that healthy and fit cattle provide better milk.