Sir, you should use the bicycle in the correct way. You're doing it wrong at the moment.
Don't worry, the bicycle is safe right now. Good job!
They see me rollin', they hatin'... patrollin' ... Yeahhhh!
Dude... Don't take it literally! Pegas is that bike, but seriously...
Mmmyeah, it happens. Wait a second... The guy in the 1st picture... Hmmm, THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA! HAHAHAH.
Hmm... HEEEY! Wait a minute... That's not my helmet... What's this?!
Where are we headed to, dog? Well... okay, hotdogs on the beach it is.
There are side-effects for drinking too, you know... He didn't knew, hahah!