Hmmm... hey rabbit, I smell carrots.. So... Did you fart?

Why do you keep blaming your farts on me? It's really making me feel bad.. It hurts me.

Okay... dude, get out of here. Go home, you have gas. A whole lotta.

Funny, though it's sad that a lot of people have brain farts. UGH.

Duuuuudeee! Ooops, 'scuse me bro. Not my fault.

Everybody loves fart jokes. Of course we do!

Okay, now.. Who farted? Nah, it won't work here...

You're never too old to laugh at farts. Yeah, he has a point.

Bottom line: don't fart in bed with your wife and don't keep air fresheners near.

Having too much exotic food today? Take one of these and neutralize your farts.