Ever wondered why you need to keep your distance from the people you will inevitably sit next to on the plane? So do I!

Dad! I can see that bird, I think he's pretty close!

I just can't stand this... Nope, this long distance relationship is much too painful. Fridge, you're coming into my room!!!

That's the shortest was possible. We should use that one.

In other words you are pretty screwed if your car broke down right here.