Oh look, this certainly belongs to my ex girlfriend.

Just be careful not to leave any pressurized beverages in your car in full daylight. Spectacular things may happen.

I wanted a pickup truck ever since I was a boy. Now my dream finally came true.

My awesome mohawk fits in perfectly. Just make sure you don't drive too fast or you'll ruin it!

Let's just go green. But only after I buy a new Hummer. It's the last one, I promise.

What could be more fun than driving your own banana?

There, we made your custom parking spot.

At least it's parked appropriately.

Now you can feel right at home when opening your van.

A spoiler? No, I installed this on my ride so I can ear my bowl of cereal.