This is why it's always a good idea to keep empty bottles of water around the house.

Next time check the bottle before pouring it into your mouth.

It's completely natural. It's full of pain. If you are a real man, get a bottle of pain.

Somebody give this lovely lady a hand with that big bottle before she drops it on the floor.

The new table wine has a great catch phrase.

Shake the bottle of rocks until our doorbell is fixed.

The bottle will vomit from time to time.

Finally some cheap waterproof shoes that you can craft yourself.

Officer, take that bottle out of your ass.