Seems that so many people started walking on the street after drinking this that they needed to place a warning on the bottle itself.

The old extinguisher always expired and needed replacement. Luckily, this bottle of water can bee replenished easily and cheaply.

Daddy needs some milk too, you know.

In China even the country's name is hard to get right.

A bottle of Jack Daniel's will always prove to be invaluable.

We didn't have any funds left for this year's fire extinguisher so this will have to do.

No use having a cast if I can't do something useful like opening a beer with it.

I am not allowed to take this mask off, I don't have a mouth and I need a beer. Got a better idea?

This is absolutely not a beer bottle. Under no circumstances can beer exist in this bottle. Sounds legit.

Never disappointing, opening bottles and so on. Beware!