At least he can rest his head whenever he wants.
Great, they made a special seat just for me.How thoughtful of them!
That bench sure has seen some history.
Stop pushing kids! I told you, you can sit on the bench and play, but stop pushing!
Not you, I was talking to the bench. Now move over.
Benches are for lazy people. Those who wear Nike are born to run.
Where Chuck Norris sits nobody else will ever seat again.
No, you cannot just sit on the bench. You have to have fun.
What are you reading there? Any food between those pages?
Don't have any money or access to state of the art workout benches? Build one yourself!