Oh.. I see Elmo, I understand your point. It makes sense.

Get out of my waaaay, listen up peopleeee! GET OUT OF MY WAAAAY!

It's been a really tough night, uncle Jack kept me awake all night.

Nothing good on TV, only a few beers left... arghh, I'm really bored.

Hah! What about that? Bling-bling for babies.. you don't say....

That's the difference between me, my wife and my kid, hah!

I came out of your whaaaat? DAAAAD! IS THAT TRUE?

Hahahahah, if you wanted to see the most epic photo on the internet, THERE IT IS!!!

Look! It's me! Awww... I was so little, that's cute. Hahahh

This is my baby T-shirt... I just got here and I'm already awesome. YEAH! WIN!