Ah... Good sir, I believe I have shat in my pantaloons. CRAP!

This baby is way too awesome for wearing this thing! Indeed... all she wanted was just a backrub, hahahah. SHE GOT IT!

Listen to the baby! He's right, stay strong people, weekend is coming! OH YEAH!

Step by step tutorial, NOT to, TO do and so on. Bonding with baby.... Come on, you're doing it wrong.... Parenting...

NO more toilet pleeeeeaseeee. I don't want to hear the word toilet again or to see this place again. Get me out of hereeee!!! DAD!!!!!!!!

These fools put my cape backwards, hahahah, what's wrong with them? And they're my superheroes too, hahahah, I should be their superhero!

What happens in Vegas, might come home with you. He's what happened in Vegas, hahahah.

For the real babies out there. Ipoo'd is the answer... Or, the questions huh. Ha!

Because men can't handle some situations, hahahah. Men need clearly instructions from their wives. Oh well..

We are going to chase cats, hahah, you'll love it, kid, you'll love it! Just wait and see!