Jump right in.

Just make sure there will be nothing dripping afterwards.

I'll even eat for food, just give me food.

I'm bending the rules.

This dog has absolutely no balls whatsoever.

It looks, feels, smells and is being used like a door, just that... it's no door.

You cannot take any photo of me and post it online. Ever!

We are giving away free kids for every client.

Did you forget the bathroom window open again?

No matter what I write here you cannot understand a thing so Merry Christmas!