I couldn't come up with any other ideas so I decided to fill my head with cigars.

Didn't know there were head straps for sleeping in economy class.

God is great and so is this fast food.

Ever felt lonely when taking a dump? Now you can take one with a friend.

Our colleague is going to have a big surprise when he gets back from the Christmas holidays.

Ever wondered how can Santa visit so many places in a single night withot stopping for gas?

I finally found where Batman has the entrance to his bat cave.

Would you like to be my friend? Please take a number and I'll be with you shortly.

Why spend the day naked and get pants when going to the beach?

I finally found my true calling. When I grow up I will become a sperm donor.