Okay human, here's what you have to do: Take my hand... Good, now, kiss it!

The Doggg is in the houseeeeeee! DJ Dog is here to entertain you, ladies and gentlemen!

Wait... do not move. Don't look behind you, seriously, do not look !!!

Thumbssssss, ruuuuuun! ZOMBIE ATTACK, THEY'RE ONTO US! Argh....

I bet you haven't seen before a cat with a moustache like this one. Awesome, right? Hahah!

Mmm...blah blah, romantic stuff... Once my mom forgot me in the parking lot. EPIC, PRICELESS!

Download me a fish I said, do it, NOW! I don't care about no firewall, get me that fish!

The dog was cold and... oh well, he just made an igloo. I guess there's nothing bad in that.... EXCEPT THAT YOU RUINED THE PILLOW!!!

This dog really enjoys grooving, as you can see. Yeah, he's got the moves and he knows how to dance, good job!

You're too young to read this part kid, back off.