Have a seat please. Now, tell me why do you smell like another dog? Explain to me. Do it, now!!!

It's okay bro... Don't cry, she ain't worth it. There'll be other girls, trust me!

Huuuuh? You're going to sit in that, on purpose?!? What's wrong with you, human?

Mmmm... you got womanizer wrong. Womanizer - you're doing it wrong!!!

If life gives you lemons.... KEEP THEM, 'cause... hey! FREE LEMONS!!!!!

Yoda, Master Yoda... Why so serious, Master Yoda, why so serious? Hmm... Star Wars, here we go!

Hi madam, I got the results. I am afraid that you have something called "child"... Take care!

Success is never what it seems to be. Not always what it pretends... Haha... Life's funny!

Come with us Mr. Batman. But, but, but, I am Batman, you can't arrest me!!! Wanna bet?

They stopped saving a life, they inversed the letters - people nowadays save a file, not a life anymore.