I could go for the obvious "you're pulling my leg"... but then, you'd say something bad and I'm going to kick your butt!
Listen to the dog... Really, someone's at the door. How can you stay so calm at a time like this?!?!?!
Why dog, why? Why did you have to ruin my shoes? Uh... I thought you were done with that shoe. Well, now you are defintely done with that shoe! HAAAHAAA!
Yeah... wife, marriage and so on. Welcome to the club, mr. married guy!
Heeeey! You said that everybody would be here... Guess you lied.... Oh well, more booze for me!!!!!
Hmmm, he seems to be a cool guy. Mmm, nope, just kidding! Epic fail, being cool.
Well.. the dog didn't fight for his honour, but he stayed cool and kept his... skin.
Super Dog tried to save the day.. Super Dog tried to save his owner from the evil vacuum cleaner. Apparently... he didn't.
Some enjoy living la vida loca, some don't. The dogs just love this ride, on the other hand, the cat's really creeping out.