Man, this cat is really fast, wooow! CANOPENER CANOPENER! HAHAHAH

This bird is using Wi-Fi technology. This bird is the coolest bird in the neighbourhood, you can see why.

I must warn you, human! I am not a simple turtle, I am a ninja! Watch out for yourself!

I am so glad that you are finally home... I have some bad news, someone pooped in the hallway... That is completely irresponsible!

Books books books... It's okay to have a hobby, but come on... Play it slow.

Arrrghghhhhh!!! You have a foot face. No, really! How about a face on your foot..

Now that's what a marriage looks like, oh well, besides a lot of stuff. That's pretty much it sometimes.

As I have grown older, I noticed that pleasing everybody is impossible, but pissing everybody off is a piece of cake. Yes, indeed!

Everybody should have toilet paper that glows in the dark... because.... SHIT HAPPENS IN THE DARK TOO! HAHAHAH!

I bet you haven't been thinking about this. But what do you say now?!