Books books books... It's okay to have a hobby, but come on... Play it slow.

Arrrghghhhhh!!! You have a foot face. No, really! How about a face on your foot..

Now that's what a marriage looks like, oh well, besides a lot of stuff. That's pretty much it sometimes.

As I have grown older, I noticed that pleasing everybody is impossible, but pissing everybody off is a piece of cake. Yes, indeed!

Everybody should have toilet paper that glows in the dark... because.... SHIT HAPPENS IN THE DARK TOO! HAHAHAH!

I bet you haven't been thinking about this. But what do you say now?!

Oh great, thank God you're here! You'll never guess what happened when you were out...

Just a couple of lions working-out, nothing strange. WTF? Lions working-out?! Huh... I'd better get some sleep.

Mmmmm..... Ahhh, that's so good, fresh air! Nothing better.... It's just too hot, I can't stand it!

Come on, come with me Ralphie, I have a surprise for you. But first, DON'T LOOK! Hey, I said, don't look!