Seriously now, I don't stalk you... Oh, by the way, you're out of milk! Hahahah... Remember Rose from Two and a Half Men? Of course you do..
The cat said no, just let it go... Well, maybe next time you'll be able to wash the cat, but I won't bet on it.
I won't trust that car but... who knows... hahaha. No, seriously, kids, don't get into stuff like that!
I don't have any idea of who Leonard Ball was, RIP, but he is awesome hahah. He hated fat people, as you can well see.
Girls should appreciate him, at least he's honest. Mmmyeah... I'm sure no girl will appreciate his honesty, hahah!
This bird is using Wi-Fi technology. This bird is the coolest bird in the neighbourhood, you can see why.
I must warn you, human! I am not a simple turtle, I am a ninja! Watch out for yourself!
I am so glad that you are finally home... I have some bad news, someone pooped in the hallway... That is completely irresponsible!