Because Puma is too mainstream, try the new brand, Pumba! You're going to love it!
This sign can't be a good sign, I am so sure about it. I can bet on it!
Yeah, the bear, what do you want? Well, I have a question about the second amendment, these "bear arms" where are they coming from?
Don't ask me... Please, really, don't ask me. I just work here. Mmm... yeah, don't ask me.
Seriously now, I don't stalk you... Oh, by the way, you're out of milk! Hahahah... Remember Rose from Two and a Half Men? Of course you do..
The cat said no, just let it go... Well, maybe next time you'll be able to wash the cat, but I won't bet on it.
I won't trust that car but... who knows... hahaha. No, seriously, kids, don't get into stuff like that!
I don't have any idea of who Leonard Ball was, RIP, but he is awesome hahah. He hated fat people, as you can well see.
Girls should appreciate him, at least he's honest. Mmmyeah... I'm sure no girl will appreciate his honesty, hahah!