Whenever I'm going to a concert I'm putting on my concert tshirt.

You might think you see Karl, you might even think that you could go ahead and attempt to interrupt him. You would be wrong.

On the bright side, even if he forgets his head at home, he can still carry out his duties as Mario.

I'm assuming this sounds quite loud and heavy.

So I really wanted to pierce my nose and tongue, but I also wanted to get a job.

The constructor built this according to our exact specifications. Might as well buy a monster truck now.

Why not enjoy some quality time together with a friend instead of your phone?

This is how you find out that the mayor has a side business that deals with road signs.

These onions will rot here way before a kid tries to pick one of them up.

Get your very own tearable pun. Yes, feel the terrible pun.