Wish my bike was made as strong as this one.

I ordered some fast food and the delivery guy had it hanging like this. Hope I don't get any dirt together with the extra mayo!

This guy seams nice, let's take him on on his offer!

I really want to sit and see what happens when it tries swallowing the entire fish.

Make sure that there's not unwanted sewing done at the wrong place.

Whenever I'm going to a concert I'm putting on my concert tshirt.

You might think you see Karl, you might even think that you could go ahead and attempt to interrupt him. You would be wrong.

On the bright side, even if he forgets his head at home, he can still carry out his duties as Mario.

I'm assuming this sounds quite loud and heavy.

So I really wanted to pierce my nose and tongue, but I also wanted to get a job.