Nope, sorry. Both seats taken. Get outta here!

These shoes would be the single way of convincing women to play football. True story!

Well well... Now that's a very smart thing to do, to take a picture of yourself why you still have shampoo in your hair. Great!

Okay, now I'm mad. CALL THE COPS! I DON"T GIVE A ... !

This is one difference between women and men. We, men, can't really see everything that you want us to see.

I've got 99 problems and.... 99 solutions. Autch, geek alert!

Now that's quite a problem. You're a stalker, buddy.

Once upon a time I had a life, then suddenly, I got an internet connection and... oh well...

Well... me too, sorry about your penis dude. We're all sorry for your little one.

Who would've thought there are two keys to happiness? Hah, indeed.