This is one difference between women and men. We, men, can't really see everything that you want us to see.

I've got 99 problems and.... 99 solutions. Autch, geek alert!

Now that's quite a problem. You're a stalker, buddy.

Once upon a time I had a life, then suddenly, I got an internet connection and... oh well...

Well... me too, sorry about your penis dude. We're all sorry for your little one.

Who would've thought there are two keys to happiness? Hah, indeed.

That's what I call trolling with style. Good job my friend, hahahahah.

That's one difference between a friend and a best friend. You can trust them with everything, except a few things, haha.

Yeah yeah, poker style, full house.... but what about FULL CAR?

Hmm... some water appeared... it's a mistery!