Come to Kent State. We won't teach you how to spell, but at least you'll get a degree!

Clearly a not-my-job type of situation. I had specific instructions to install the man hole at that spot. Don't care about the idiots that placed the street 5 inches lower.

Who needs their top installed when you cruise along at top speed during the rain?

Ever wondered what happens when Santa gets a flat reindeer?

They don't sale balloons with the number 40 on them so this will do! Happy Birthday!

We need to think about the environment so recycling bags shouldn't be frowned upon.

You need to appreciate the care and attention to detail that the store owner had while placing them on display.

And at that time I realised that my brain was unable to process any other new information.

Purchased dehydrated water. Got an empty can. I'm not even mad.

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