This is the second most famous card game in the world. Not verified, but surely looks trustworthy.

Ever wondered where lemonade comes from? Lemons?

So make sure you wash your hands until they get white.

Get your night vision enabled Santa today and be sure to save Christmas once again!

Ever wondered why you need to keep your distance from the people you will inevitably sit next to on the plane? So do I!

Come to Kent State. We won't teach you how to spell, but at least you'll get a degree!

Clearly a not-my-job type of situation. I had specific instructions to install the man hole at that spot. Don't care about the idiots that placed the street 5 inches lower.

Who needs their top installed when you cruise along at top speed during the rain?

Ever wondered what happens when Santa gets a flat reindeer?

They don't sale balloons with the number 40 on them so this will do! Happy Birthday!