Why do people get to be this stupid? WHY? FAAAAIL!

Like father, like son. Hahahahah, get out of here!

If you want my opinion, this cab driver has a lotta swag, he's the boss. TAAAXI! PEDEEESTRIAN!

Ladies and gentlemeeeeen, may I present to you... 50 CENT! And now, on request.... ONE DOLLAR!

Indeed, alcohol!!! YEAAAH! Because no great story ever started with eating a salad.

Okay cheese, we're set. Now, say people!!! Great photo, great!

Nothing good on TV, only a few beers left... arghh, I'm really bored.

You know your crush is behind your back when your best friend's face looks like this kid's.... Yeah...

It looks like karma was here. There you go piggeon, feel better now?

Hmm.... am I hungry? But I've ate an hour ago... am I really that hungry?!