Hahahahah it seems like Abraham Lincoln doesn't like Edward from Twilight, sorry kid!

Hmm... Take in hands the most powerful and dangerous weapon in the galaxy. Point it to your face immediately. FAILURE!

Huuuuh.... So that's the way these photos are taken... I see...

Ladies and gentlemen, the truth..... the fact.... Chuck Norris eats concrete!

Pizza? Oh, sure, give me a slice please. Ugh.... woah, umm... thanks.

He likes chillin', he also likes chillin' like a boss and he does it alright.

So... still laughing or watching the lottery online? haha

Hey, no costume? Oh.. I see..... sweet.

Tanana nana!!! YOU'RE OUT! Fired.

Get away from the fridge fatty, go, go!