Indeed, you know you won the argument when the other replies with "whatever" hahaaa! WIIINNN!

Mmmm... Not everytime I feel my phone vibrating, but when I do, it's not vibrating. FOREVER ALOOOONEEE HAHA

Seriously, who doesn't love bacon? Yeah, embrace yourselves, trollers are coming - "vegetarians don't like bacon!". Ha-ha.

Heeey! Celebrate your birthday party over here, over here!!! Umm... nope, thanks.

Hahahahah it seems like Abraham Lincoln doesn't like Edward from Twilight, sorry kid!

Hmm... Take in hands the most powerful and dangerous weapon in the galaxy. Point it to your face immediately. FAILURE!

Huuuuh.... So that's the way these photos are taken... I see...

Ladies and gentlemen, the truth..... the fact.... Chuck Norris eats concrete!

Pizza? Oh, sure, give me a slice please. Ugh.... woah, umm... thanks.

He likes chillin', he also likes chillin' like a boss and he does it alright.