The Photoshopped vacation idea failed, big time fail. Such a pity...

Annoying thing, that spider web came out of nowhere. But it developed my karate qualities, haha.

I can read the happiness on your face, kitty. Hahaha, nope, happiness ain't on your face at the moment. It's just a shower, cat.

I really hate when I'm telling a story but nobody's listening to me... Happens very rare but... still very annoying.

He ate 'till he fell asleep. Okay, it seems like he's full.

Okay okay, so... they aren't afraid to get on the dining table but they're afraid to get down off the table. HUH?!

I am sure you are going to enjoy this game. Your liver won't but... that's life.

Yeah dude, this is Sparta, calm down... What's wrong with you?

From the collection of life hacks. Yeah, right, hahaha.

On the one paw... there's fish. On the other paw, that's water... Nah.