So I followed you all the way home. Now again, what is your number?

It's obvious, it's beer time. ALRIIIIGHTTT!

Beware of the limbo dancers! Take care!

Oh hi Ms. Dog, how are you? Ham fine, thank you!

You're really boring. That's why I'm drinking, you are my reason!

It's exact science. Farts! HAH!

He said he was in a hurry. I guess I saw that.

Trolling isn't the same thing as T Rolling, get it.. right?

Are you nuts? I won't come to your dog's birthday. My cat's getting married. HUUUUH? REALLY?

If you're looking forward to losing 3 days in a week, choose a Whiskey diet.