Well.. at least you tried, but you couldn't. Haha, too bad!

Ain't I a pretty baby? Why not make me a brother?

I think your business just failed. Yeah, autch. WTF!??

Really, kids, get the f off my lawn. NOW!

Well, dear, that may occur when you refuse a compliment. Act wisely!

Awkward moment when you can't stop smiling while walking on the street but still awesome!

Who said dogs can't play the piano? He didn't knew what he was talking about, really.

If you want flavored water... you got two options, flavored with snow or flavored with bacon.

That spider didn't knew what he hit him. AUTCH!

No, really... what's wrong with you?