You had a pothole so we came in and fixed it. Any questions?

It's cheaper to hang a poster instead of fixing the entire building.

For the web surfer in all of us, this errors looks very familiar.

Yup, my owner doesn't know how to clean up after myself.

We have firewood, we have the meat, but we forgot the grill. There's always a solution to any problem!

Guess this is a great place to leave a short mark so that other dogs know who owns this place.

This looks like a legit offer, let me buy 2 drinks for myself.

This looks awesome but imagine that they will be as hot as the container. Good luck not touching them!

Looks like everyone is feeding everyone so we might as well not feed anyone so that everyone is safe.

Those trail hikers need to be sold so we've increased the price a bit to make them more desirable.