That's just so true... My sleeping methods may be wrong.

We have tequila soup.... Shh, just come.

Helloooo, I need my privacy, duuude! Privacy, come on, give me my privacy!

Wo-hoah, we have a short run over here. Short run, really really really short.

How do you call men who make "woman in kitchen" jokes? Single.

Barking dog never bites.. Sure, you got trolled. You got it all wrong!

Oh, this cat really enjoys chilling.. Relaxing is the key for a lot of problems. Good.

A rainbow begins with a beer. Well, let's not take this too literally, of course.

That's not beer pong, that's just... misunderstood.

This cat enjoys music, really really good. Oh cat, you're a music lover!