The original, forever non-attractable person.

How to explain variable values to a non-programmer?

We found the use case for the city carpet we had as kids.

That's a great choice for naming your airline company.

If you think your relationship with your significant other is not going to well, why not take a look at the alternative?

So looks like I was an accident that phoned my mother by accident.

Do a push, then a pull, then use the entrance. If that doesn't work then we're closed.

The face mask has multiple uses, you know? And since it covers both mouth and nose, you can't really complain, can you?

I don't even want to imagine having this guy driving at night behind me.

I understand the beer consumption, but how does he get to the toilet?