Wait a minute, you wanted your right and your left or mine? This gets confusing.

Grandma is going to learn a hard lesson today.

Come and get your free beer right now. There's only one little problem we have to deal with first. The little house on the left.

I don't like prices rising like Jesus during Easter.

Why would any guy use a bra for?

Go on, it's been scientifically proven that touching them reduces stress and boosts happiness.

I'm donating orgasms all day long, ladies.

Get a quick appointment with Jesus by texting. You can even bring your friends from your car with you.

The inside of the oven is surely not as hot as the outside handle bar. This is what happends when women don't spend enough time in the kitchen.

I don't really care what the school should do, I'm not getting pregnant ever.