Pass me using the right lane and I'll kill you. Just kidding, but great advice, nonetheless.

I wanted a pickup truck ever since I was a boy. Now my dream finally came true.

My awesome mohawk fits in perfectly. Just make sure you don't drive too fast or you'll ruin it!

I don't think I want to find out just what kind of dressing they're using on those McSalads.

Surely using a stapler needs a special degree in mechanics nowadays. What's next? Tutorials about stapling on YouTube?

My doctor said I should eat more salads to help with my weight problem. Everything was horrible until I found this awesome store that had these fresh salads ready for me.

Just follow these simple rules and watch your life go by while you sit on your couch and are too overweight to do anything else.

Sometimes the shortest distance between you and your objective is not the right one.

Because you simply cannot get a cabbage without feeling the need for an additional condom.

Love is all about sharing food. Just look at those cute sha... WHAT?