My doctor said I should eat more salads to help with my weight problem. Everything was horrible until I found this awesome store that had these fresh salads ready for me.

Just follow these simple rules and watch your life go by while you sit on your couch and are too overweight to do anything else.

Sometimes the shortest distance between you and your objective is not the right one.

Because you simply cannot get a cabbage without feeling the need for an additional condom.

Love is all about sharing food. Just look at those cute sha... WHAT?

You have to stick to the road signs.

Welcome to our pubic oil which used to be a public toilet.

I got in, now how do I get out of the jar?

I knew that nipple piercing from my high school years would come in handy someday.

Why on Earth would anyone order food? The answer to this question has eluded scientists across the world for decades, but now it's finally cleared.