Plan stated that this post needs to be placed at exactly these coordinates. Sorry, but you got your road mixed up. You need to move it.

I work for my cat, but my cat makes things ever so hard for me.

I told you to go with tagliatelle, but no, you wanted long and thin spaghetti. Hope you like it crunchy and charcoaly then.

Looks like everything is 99c. Or more. Or less. Or anything. We got it covered.

I guess that should at least prevent the fat people from getting in.

Who needs proofreading just send it to the print!

Let’s get together and enjoy our toilet time.

Check out this new Nike bag. Totally legit!

That punishment doesn’t sound so bad. My own girlfriend would have killed me.

I really wonder what is the combination on this lock. Hopefully they changed the order from 1, 2, 3, 4. Hopefully.