The entire process in which the box is being taken over by its true owner.

Good thing you're my mom and not a different one.

Get your instant energy right now with the new Duracell energy drink.

I won't unpack it. Works just fine as it is. I'm saving up time.

There's a railing installed and there doesn't appear to be any clear path for you to end up in the river. So what's the explanation?

I need a present because I made this whole situation possible. Well, at least since I am the first born that is.

Oh look, they also had a little diaper for the little one. Wonder how much he enjoys walking around in poo...

That's one of the most original hairstyles I've seen. Great for Halloween!

Take this photo. Send it to your boyfriend. Wait for his response.

Whoever this kid is, they're not going to college any time soon.