These cartons are getting more advanced than ever.

I do not think I want to know what more they are offering.

Use the elevator to elevate yourself while being elevated. Or if you want to try the malfunctioning escalator instead, make sure you are ready fr some escalation procedures. The escalation has already reached our engineer.

I'm a vegetarian, but do use a middle man from time to time. Still vegetarian at heart though.

We can get your wife and mother in law fixed in no time. Just count on us to do the job properly.

Looking for my unicorn. Have you seen it?

This is so good, where do I get one of these boards?

Oh hey, there! I got you a great mother's day gift, since she loves cooking.

That's quite a nice light couple.

Great name, but could not resist this phrasing.