Hey, I need a plate to commemorate this event!

Our seafood is so happy to kill itself for your enjoyment!

I'm filing a complaint with this city. Wasted an entire day. I'm still here. Would not recommend. 0 out of 5 stars.

I really don't want to see how their sad donuts look like.

You are doing it wrong, dude. You need to grab it by the neck, not gently raise it from underneath.

These plastic surgeons these days... they can't seem to know their limits!

Be sure not to start hunting for pokemons in our cemetery!

Make sure you keep your sugar low! Limit yourself to a single donut each day and you should be just fine.

Cat has already taken care of the dog so might as well not mess with him.

The only ATM that will surely make-it-rain-with-money when you eventually withdraw your funds. That is, if you manage to reach it.