Actually this is the stroller that your child doesn't deserve, but needs.

You made this, human? Do we look like a joke to you?

I don't care about the price, just give me that free shipping!

So good thing we placed the gates first, that should prevent anyone from going through.

Let's be honest: you're not protecting your fragile little eyes from the evil sun rays. You're just trying to look cool like everyone else.

Hey, I need a plate to commemorate this event!

Our seafood is so happy to kill itself for your enjoyment!

I'm filing a complaint with this city. Wasted an entire day. I'm still here. Would not recommend. 0 out of 5 stars.

I really don't want to see how their sad donuts look like.

You are doing it wrong, dude. You need to grab it by the neck, not gently raise it from underneath.