I just wander around and hold cardboards. It's a free country so what's your problem if a man simply wants to enjoy his hobbies?

We'll simply reduce the price by 1 cent so we can then send thousands of mails to our customers informing them that one of our products is cheaper now. It's brilliant marketing!

I simply love my computer so please don't judge.

I understand that this is what I ordered, but this isn't what I was hoping to receive though.

So get ready everyone! I'm hitting the road today so better watch out.

Actually this is the stroller that your child doesn't deserve, but needs.

You made this, human? Do we look like a joke to you?

I don't care about the price, just give me that free shipping!

So good thing we placed the gates first, that should prevent anyone from going through.

Let's be honest: you're not protecting your fragile little eyes from the evil sun rays. You're just trying to look cool like everyone else.