They aren't missing, they're just stubborn hide and seek players.

Don't have enough money to buy some planks of wood? Some leftover cardboard will do just fine.

Now you can have your favourite pet with you at all times.

Now you know where it is in case you wish to end it all.

It's completely safe to smoke here. Just stay close to the smoking sign.

And this is how the management team solved all its complaint problems.

Everybody with a small penis should sign up for the metropolitan police force.

Let's see what happens when I pull this string.

The shadow acts kinky tonight.

There is a certain upside to this: you can take you entire football team along with you. Just don't expect them to turn the boat around for you if you fall down.