In the name of love I command you to stop this car.

We seriously mean it. Slow down now!

I can get anywhere faster this way. The flood is great.

Nobody can reach my bike so nobody can steal it.

I'm just here to piss you off on your way to work.

Only after people stood there for hours waiting for the green light did they decide to place a sign there.

Just making sure you don't get lost on your way to the senior center.

Trade your dildo right here.

So this means that you should do what?

Where is the logic here?