Want to make purchases beyond $50? Then be prepared to show us some fake ID. You ain't getting away with it that easily.

Your iPhone has been kidnapped. I need sustenance and you need your phone back.

There are a lot of thieves around here so you better place all your valuables under your watch.

Write this down and rest assured nobody will ever think about stealing it. Hell, your friends will not touch it either.

Too bad this guy forgot his anvil at home. That would surely prevent any thief from attempting to steal such a secured vehicle.

I'm looking for the owner of this bike. Please help me.

Nobody is going to steel my ride now. Unless they pick it up and run away with it.

I must admit it, this is quite brilliant. Anti-theft system, works, definitely works.

Good thing some people are too dumb. Otherwise who would feed the bicycle thieves?

I know that I stole your purse but let's just give it a try. You might like me and I might also buy you the tampons back.